Smug orange fox at a desk tells a tiny group “Now listen up, you belong to me now,” while faint corporate buzzwords float in the background.

Same office setup: the fox stares ahead unhappily while more faint floating text—“State metrics” and “Define engagement”—hovers next to the group.The fox continues, saying “As I was saying…” as the tiny team stands on the desk. The fox declares “…it’s only fair that accounting experiences asset engagement,” with a cloud of faint KPI-style phrases floating behind them.


anel 1
Dialogue (Parker, the fox): “NOW LISTEN UP, YOU BELONG TO ME NOW.”
Actions/Visuals: Parker sits behind a desk with a laptop, looking smug and half-lidded. On the desktop in front of him are small characters: Donna Lake (woman with purple glasses), Milo (raccoon), Finley (goldfish), Drew (sloth), and Dash (penguin).
Background text (faintly floating): “PROVIDE UTILIZATION REPORT”

Panel 2
Dialogue: (none)
Actions/Visuals: Same desk setup and characters; Parker looks disapproving.
Background text (faintly floating): “STATE METRICS” / “DEFINE ENGAGEMENT”

Panel 3
Dialogue (Parker): “AS I WAS SAYING…”
Actions/Visuals: Parker continues talking from behind the desk; Donna and the small animals remain gathered on the desktop, but Parker has pushed the Donna doll farther away from him.

Panel 4
Dialogue (Parker): “…IT’S ONLY FAIR THAT ACCOUNTING EXPERIENCES ASSET ENGAGEMENT”
Actions/Visuals: Parker has reverted to his smug expression while speaking. The group remains on the desk next to him.
Background text (faintly floating, partially readable): “DOCUMENT KPI” / “DEMONSTRATE PARITY” / “REFERENCE DATA TABLES”

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Deliverables

From Donna’s Desk

There’s a special kind of leadership move that isn’t leadership at all.

It’s when someone creates a problem, refuses to admit they created it, and then tries to solve it by making the problem look like a gift.

That is not accountability. That is rebranding.

In corporate life, we talk a lot about “owning outcomes.” What we often mean is owning the credit and outsourcing the consequences. And when the consequences start getting loud, inconvenient, or vaguely haunted, a certain type of person doesn’t ask, “How did I get here?”

They ask, “Who can I hand this to without it looking like I’m panicking?”

That’s where “parity” comes in. Parity is supposed to mean fairness between departments. In practice, it can become a very polite way to say: “Please take this off my hands, and thank me for it.”

Because sometimes parity is making sure everyone has what they need.

And sometimes parity is a strategic donation of your own mistake.

And here’s the thing about saving face. It’s expensive. Not in money, usually. In trust. In time. In the quiet morale of the people who can clearly see what’s happening but are expected to nod along as it’s explained.

The most frustrating part is that this maneuver works just often enough to become a habit.

Someone pulls a lever. The lever unleashes chaos.
Instead of letting go of the lever, they create a spreadsheet about the lever.
Then they schedule a meeting about leverage best practices.
Then they “expand the program” to another department.
Then they call it success.

And the new department gets to discover, in real time, why the original owner is suddenly so generous.

You can move an asset.
You can move a policy.
You can move a problem.

You cannot move the truth.

Eventually, it shows up. Usually with documentation.

Have you been a witness to this? Share your story.

I'll be here, admiring my clean desktop.

Donna