[Panel 1]
FINLEY the goldfish hovers over the office Zen garden, holding a rake. RILEY the black cat sits at a nearby counter with his back turned.
FINLEY:
“Am I zen yet?”

[Panel 2]
FINLEY looks uncertain. RILEY and DASH the penguin sit quietly at the counter, backs still turned.

[Panel 3]
FINLEY floats off, smiling. RILEY turns to look at the Zen garden.
RILEY:
sigh…

[Panel 4]
RILEY approaches the Zen garden, holding a beverage cup, eyes wide and glowing. The sand sparkles slightly.

[Panel 5]
Close-up of the sparkling Zen garden. RILEY stands beside it, eyes intense.

[Panel 6]
RILEY now sits directly in the Zen garden doing his business, surrounded by steam. The rake and bonzai are tossed aside. His eyes are closed.
RILEY (thought bubble):
“Zen achieved”

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CHAPTERS

Zen Activated

From Donna’s Desk

The Zen garden is officially in use.

That’s the sentence I’m supposed to write.
The truth? Riley used it as a cat box and it had to be removed. Carefully.

Finley gave it an earnest try. He raked. He reflected. He asked, “Am I zen yet?” like he really wanted to know.


Riley watched from a distance. Waited.
Then climbed in, stared directly at no one… and settled in like a living incense stick.

I don’t know if that’s mindfulness or mutiny, but it’s been… received.

This is what happens when you try to create calm in a workplace that runs on caffeine, unresolved tension, and conflicting directives.

 

So let’s talk:

  • What’s the most unexpected way someone’s misused a wellness initiative at your workplace?

  • Have you ever tried to introduce something peaceful, only to watch it be immediately redefined by someone with strong energy and zero boundaries?

  • And how do you recover from that moment when you realize the thing meant to symbolize serenity now smells like metaphors you cannot un-smell?

Drop a comment. Share your chaos.


Or just tell me: was I wrong to try? Or just wrong to leave the box unattended?

I’ll be here. Reconsidering sandy beaches as vacation goals.

—Donna

 

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