Panel 1

Action/Visuals: Donna Lake sits behind her desk with her laptop open (sticker: “Breathe / Reflect / Thrive”). Dash the penguin stands at the right side of the desk holding a box stuffed with tall stacks of colorful paper logs. A large poster behind them reads “Breathe / Reflect / Thrive” (with “COMING SOON!” on it).
Dialogue (Dash): “DONNA, WILL YOU PLEASE SIGN OFF ON THESE?”

Panel 2

Action/Visuals: Same angle. Donna looks toward the big pile of logs. Dash continues holding the overflowing box.
Dialogue (Donna Lake): “WHAT’S ALL THAT?”
Dialogue (Dash): “YESTERDAY’S BREATHING LOG”

Panel 3

Action/Visuals: Donna closes her eyes and frowns. Dash is still wedged beside the desk, bracing the heavy box of logs.
Dialogue (Dash): “I STAYED OVERNIGHT TO CATCH UP!”

Panel 4

Action/Visuals: Wider office view reveals multiple boxes and piles of the same colorful log stacks spread across the floor and stacked up high to the right. Dash stands holding one stack, facing Donna’s desk. Donna sits small behind her desk, speaking toward Dash and the mountains of paperwork. Donna gestures to her left, eyes still closed.
Dialogue (Donna Lake): “JUST SET THEM OVER THERE WITH THE OTHERS”

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Logjam

From Donna's Desk

If a wellness program is creating more work than the work, what problem are we solving?

Because the thing about paperwork is it does not care what it’s documenting. It is happy to multiply around any concept. It will replicate on joy, on grief, on team building, on breathing. Paperwork does not discriminate. It only expands.

So here is my updated guidance, which is not official, but is deeply sincere.

If you are staying late to log your breathing, stop.

Go home.

Breathe once, slowly, for yourself.

And if anyone asks for the documentation, feel free to tell them you filed it in the same place you store your “work-life balance.”

Near the back. In a box. With the others.

Donna

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2 thoughts on “Logjam

  1. Love your organizational skills, Donna. Now if I could just fit everything that needs to be dusted in that one back corner, I could sign off on that, too!

    1. Cheri, I have submitted a requisition for a privacy screen for that corner. It should do nicely.

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