Panel 1

Dialogue (Claire): “SO, YOU GOT YOUR DESK CLEARED?”
Actions: Claire (curly blonde) and Donna Lake (purple glasses) sit at an outdoor café table by the water. Each has a drink; Donna is lifting a glass of wine near her mouth.

Panel 2

Dialogue (Donna Lake): “OF CATNIP VOODOO DOLLS, YES”
Dialogue (Donna Lake): “ACTUAL WORK, NO”
Actions: Donna faces Claire, answering dryly.

Panel 3

Dialogue (Claire): “SO WHERE ARE THEY NOW?”
Dialogue (Donna Lake): “WHERE PARKER SENDS EVERYTHING HE CAN’T CONTROL”
Actions: Claire looks concerned/curious. Donna gestures with one hand as she explains.

Panel 4

Dialogue (Claire): “ACCOUNTING?”
Dialogue (Donna Lake): “ACCOUNTING”
Actions: Claire leans in slightly. Donna calmly confirms, still holding her drink.

CHOOSE YOUR STARTING POINT

CHAPTERS

Clearance

From Donna's Desk:

There’s a kind of productivity that gets rewarded in corporate life because it’s visible.

Not solving the problem.
Not finishing the work.
Just getting it off your desk.

“Desk cleared” is a comforting phrase. It sounds like control. It photographs well. It also has nothing to do with whether anything is actually better.

Because for some people, the real crisis is not the situation. The crisis is the feeling of not being in charge of the situation. So the goal becomes removal, not resolution.

And you can learn a lot about someone by where they send the things they can’t control.

Some people send it to a calendar.
Some people send it to a committee.
Some people send it to a brave subordinate with a high tolerance for nonsense.

And some people send it to Accounting.

Accounting is where you send things when you want them to become Someone Else’s Problem, but you also want to look “responsible” while doing it.

What’s funny is that Accounting is not a black hole. It’s a boomerang with a spreadsheet.

They don’t make things disappear. They make things make sense.

So yes, a desk may look cleared. The surface may be pristine. The vibe may be “handled.”

But if the work wasn’t done, it’s still in the building.
It’s just walking around with a new label.

-Donna

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2 thoughts on “Clearance

  1. Donna, as I was in my last meeting, several things appears on my desk. Unfortunately, not a single one of them was a voodoo doll. Im expecting better tomorrow, thanks.
    Love – finance director

    1. Finance Director,

      I admire the optimism. Given that Accounting reports up through your org and your evident leadership skills, I’m confident you can source, procure, and expense any desk-haunting materials you feel are missing.

      Warmly,
      Donna

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